I’m a horrible Olympic wrestler, but an amazing Olympic thumb wrestler. You should see the type of flips my thumb can do when an Xbox 360 controller is placed in its vicinity. These thumbs have literally sniped the heads of over 50,000 people from across the globe. Their style is impetuous. Their defense is impregnable, they’re just ferocious. They want your heart. They to want to eat your children. Sometimes my thumbs get a little egotistical and try to impersonate Mike Tyson. They even go so far to empty their wallet and let Don King steal all their money. Yes, my thumbs have a wallet. It’s the one that says ‘Bad Mother[expletive]’ on it.
So as of now, my thumbs aren’t competing in the ‘Rumble on the Rails’ event at New York in the Grand Central Terminal — but these guys in this video are — and they’re pretty damn acrobatic. Check out this video from FlowWrestling of Olympic wrestlers doing stuff that you will never be able to do in your lifetime.
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