Matt Hamill is the only person to have defeated Jon Jones. If you activate your MMA math calculator and run some equations, then you’ll clearly see that Hamill defeated Keith Jardine at the TUF 11 season finale, and Ryan Bader knocked out Keith Jardine at UFC 110. Therefore, Hamill will defeat Jon Bones Jones via knockout, technical knockout or a unanimous decision at UFC 126. Using that same algorithm, Ray Mercer also will defeat Andrei Arlovski, Jeff Monson, Brandon Vera, Paul Buentello and Mariusz Pudzianowski. According to MMA astronomy, Jon Jones is the first man on the moon, which clearly means that the NASA moon landing was indeed fake. See, it looks like those conspiracy theorists were right all along.
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