I’ve been fasting all day because my car is out of gas. It’s not religious, it’s economical. It’s not a good way to start off a Cindo de Mayo, the holiday in which everyone gets absolutely plastered due to some Mexican historical context that everyone has long forgotten. Judging by the people who live next to me, Cindo de Mayo started at 3:00am and it hasn’t stopped since then. I’m sure there’s a Brazilian equivalent to this holiday, only there would be much more gratuitous butt showing. Junior Dos Santos and Big Nog appeared on a Globo talk show to discuss pertinent matters with a guy that looks like KFC’s The Colonel’s arch nemesis, and here’s video of it all. [Source]
