You can’t swagger jack the naked body. Bones Jones poses nude in ESPN The Magazine

So it has come to this. The one thing Jon Jones can definitively say he has done before Rashad Evans: pose naked in ESPN the magazine. How can you swagger jack when there is no swagger on? That thought probably ran through Jon Jones’ brain as ESPN came to him with the offer to pose naked next to a pool with an expertly placed left arm covering his butt crack. In fact I think that was the word by word pitch they gave him.

For some reason I don’t think this is what Rorion Gracie had in mind when the UFC was invented, but then again what do I know, everyone is close to naked in Brazil all the time anyways so more power to the UFC light heavyweight champ. View his glistening body below. It is God’s will.

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Published on October 5, 2011 at 7:04 pm
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