I’m told the story goes something like this: The KC Bandit had to acquire the most rare flower in all of Missouri, then he was tasked with climbing the highest mountain in Kansas City, with it’s treacherous weather and ninjas, to deliver it to R’as al Ghul-itine completely unharmed. Only then would the KC Bandit be given powers only few mortal men have. Jason High has five first round guillotine finishes, all adding up to a little over five minutes in fight time, and this is the second guillotine win for the once MiddleEasy sponsored ATT badass that ended at 1:41 in the first round.
Partygoers ask Jason High to open their beer bottles with his guillotine technique.
Tonight, in Indianapolis, James Head was all like “Let’s get some Head!” and then Jason High said “Naw, let’s get High.” Then he guillotined him into oblivion. As Gary LaPlante would say: It was “sick.”
Here’s the .gif and everything from Zprophet.