Let me preface this by reminding you all that Mauro Ranallo still owes me either a meatloaf or a quarter-chicken meal from Boston Market. I’m not going to go into the details of the arrangement, but Mauro knows. Dude has been ducking me since 2009. If, at some point in your life, you run into Mauro Ranallo, just let him know that I’m still waiting. Thank you.
When it comes to guys getting their point across through rhyming phrases, Mauro Ranallo essentially has the entire MMA world by the gonads. Unfortunately we don’t see any of Ranallo’s freestyle prowess in this The Score interview with Dana White, but if you pay attention closely, you can almost pinpoint the moment in which Dana White flips his lid in this video. Here’s a hint, it happens when the name of some Russian dude that people still consider the greatest heavyweight of all time is brought up. [Source]