I have no idea how it feels to be infected with the ‘Bieber Fever’. It sounds like a pretty horrible disease though. It seems to cause people to go into convulsions, scream and squeal like a pig, and foam at the mouth over the sight of skinny feathered hair wearing, androgynous prepubescent boys. Shudder. I have two words for that-no bueno. It sounds like the beginning stages of world zombification. Novartis should probably step in and develop a vaccine for this pandemic before it gets out of control.
You know it’s bad when not even someone with demi-god like status can resist the power of ‘Bieber Fever’. That’s right people, even the champ couldn’t resist ‘The Biebs’. There’s even video evidence of the Justin Bieber virus infecting Anderson Silva. Watch how the virus infiltrates the champs brain and makes him dance on stage in front of thousands of screaming ‘Bieber Fever’ infected Brazilians.