With six months of sprawl training, LL Cool J can beat up anyone, just like he beat up this burglar

It’s hard to understand why a burglar would chose to rob LL Cool J when Gilbert Godfried probably lives on the same street.  I’m not sure if that’s true, but no matter who else lives on that street, they wouldn’t be as hard to fight as LL Cool J under street MMA rules.  For those wondering, street MMA rules are the equivalent of the loose guidelines they gave fighters at UFC 1.  In the streets, the referees double as fans cheering on the sidelines.  The fate of a combatant on the losing end of a battle is in their hands.  Unfortunately for the burglar in this story, it was just LL and his daughter, and she was too busy calling the police to stop her dad from breaking the suspect’s jaw to initiate a referee stoppage.  Props to LL for the baller display of vigilante justice, and pat on the back to the burglar for not backing down from a challenge.  In Street MMA, we respect that.

He might be a singer and an actor, but LL Cool J is on Wu-Tang levels of people not to be f***ed with.  Check out this video giving you a brief summary of what went down in Studio City.


Published on August 23, 2012 at 7:01 pm
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