30 years from now Fedor Emelianenko is going to be known as a giant who lives on top of a hill in Russia that drinks lava when he’s thirsty and eats explosions for a midnight snack. Before he turns into a legend that elementary school kids will read about in history books, you might as well have dinner with Fedor and his crew before his Strikeforce: Fedor vs. Rogers fight. But why even stop there? Sit with his team cageside during the fight, take pictures with The Last Emperor and on top of all of that get a pair of Fedor’s gloves autographed by the man himself. Rock it out at at the press conference after the fight and try to drink Fedor under the table at the after party as you rock his sweaty walk-out shirt autographed by Fedor Emelianenko. If you’re not drop kicking your desk by now then give me your address and I’ll do it for you. You get all of them and you can bring a friend ride shotgun with you throughout everything. Is it too good to be true? We think it is, but a company called NameDrop.com is promising that to one lucky winner (and their friend) just by entering your info on the site. That’s it. I probably shouldn’t have told you this because now my odds of winning have just dropped. Whatever, you’re not going to win anyway. You can win the opportunity of making me a ham sandwich just by raising your hand. Go ahead, I’ll be here waiting.