What if we told you that you could watch muay-thai tonight, live from New York, and it’s FREE?

Teleport your mind to a galaxy far from Earth where two hours of Bellator on a Friday night is enough entertainment to satisfy you. Does that galaxy have a Starbucks? I’ll bet they serve watered-down doppios and the baristas serving you think you’re a doppio for buying coffee there. You’ve got so many choices in the multiverse, and you settled on a Frappuccino instead of hanging out with Jon Jones’ ego or asking 2Pac where he got the idea to tie a bandana onto his head backwards. Perhaps it’s time to teleport your mind back to reality. In retrospect, that metaphysical journey was a bad idea. Never leave the safety of your sofa again.

At this point in the evolution of society, I’m making the assumption that your computer is near your sofa. If it isn’t, you should move it so that it is. That’s the whole reason you bought those felt things from IKEA for the legs of your desk. Immediately after Bellator, navigate that computer’s browser to fnf.sportsblog.com and enjoy live & free professional Muay Thai featuring two of the best women in North America. Ashley Nichols of Canada fights Angela “Overkill” Hill of NYC in a fight that the Muay Thai community has been waiting years to see. Both had long and dominant amateur careers, but meet in the ring tonight as professionals. The Stream starts at 10:00pm and ends when you decide that your computer looks ridiculous near your sofa. You should probably push it back to where it belongs. Take out the garbage too.

Published on February 28, 2014 at 10:41 pm
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