Its time for another edition of our new mini-feature “Ask a Thug Jitsu Master: Starring Yves Edwards”. If you missed the first one, that makes me sad but you can still go back and check it out here. It’s full of straight forward advice and wisdom that only a master of Thug Jitsu like Yves Edwards can deliver. Yves was the first person ever to use Thug Jitsu to destroy Alaskan Wilderbear-Jitsu while being streamed live on Facebook at UFC fight for the Troops 2 back in January. Wow. There are many students of Thug Jitsu, but as far as we know Yves is the only Thug-Jitsu Master in the entire universe and we are lucky enough to get a few moments of his time each month in which he is willing to help us become more thug jitsuish in our everyday lives.
This time instead of asking my favorite barista at Starbucks or my bikini wax girl for questions, I am asking you guys to submit your own questions for the Thug-Jitsu Master. Ask him anything you want to. You can submit your questions via email to [email protected] in written form but I would prefer video. What can I say, I’m sort of voyeur. Go ahead and fire up your webcam and instead of using it try and get the girl you play world of warcraft with on Xbox Live to look at your trouser snake, use it to record yourself asking Yves a question. Although there is no dress code required for the videos Middleeasy tshirts and knee socks sure are a great way to brown nose us. Also, please try to keep your clothes on in the videos you send to me unless you don’t care if your Dad happens to see them on Youporn.com next week. I’m off to go pop some popcorn and get a giant box of Sour Patch Kids ready for all the amazing movies you guys are going to send in. Thanks!