Werdum reenacts his Fedor win in a digital universe coming to your console in just three days

If I told you that I’ve been playing EA Sports MMA since yesterday, what level of resentment would you hold for me? In fact, just come over and play it for yourself. I live next to the Church of Scientology Headquarters in Hollywood, CA off of Sunset Avenue. It’s a cool place to live if you want people to knock on your door and tell you that there are alien souls living inside your body that subsequently screw up your life. A few months ago, I took them up on their offer and took a personality examination which is essentially a 200 question exam filled with questions like ‘Do you feel someone is looking over your shoulder?’. At the end, they assign someone to grade your test, sit you down, and then tell you that your ‘poor score’ is synonymous with your ‘poor life’. After crushing whatever ego you had, they then offer to ‘fix this’ for you, but first, you must attend a weekend long class that costs $100 which you can pay by Visa or Mastercard.

In short, some alien wants your money.

The offer is still on the table if you want to navigate your way through a labyrinth of Scientologists. Alternatively, you can just watch Werdum reenact his win over Fedor — and you can do the same on October 19th. [Source]

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