Whenever you lose $100 betting on the Los Angeles Dodgers, the last thing you want to do is get online and read up on how everyone’s day consisted of not losing money. Note to self: Delete my online betting account, burn my computer, put whatever is left in a blender until it turns to a powder and then feed it to every one of my new functional alcoholic neighbor’s cats so they can all simultaneously keel over and stop clawing my apartment door at 3:30 AM on Tuesday morning. Just kidding PETA, I love the world and everything in it — including annoying felines.
Normally after a financial loss like this, I would just bury my head in a pillow and cry myself to sleep — that is unless Erin Toughill starts beef with another MMA fighter. Check out what Toughill said about potential female Frate Trane, Amanda Lucas, on The Underground.
Amanda Lucas has been running her mouth as well as stuffing food in it. this chick won’t fight me bc she says I cannot make 155 lb, even though my last several fights were 160, 150, 148 and 145, respectively. Amanda claims she’s dropping to 145 lb division, but clearly, it must be the 145 KG DIVISION. Lucas, if you don’t wanna fight so you can hold onto your padded record, fine, but you even mentioning MY weight when you are bigger than Mike Pyle and Forrest Griffin, is HILARIOUS. Im 165 right now…you are a fraud and will never step up *we know this*, but for love of God, stop spending so much time in cyber space and spend more time losing weight and eating right and training. The standards for what a “pro athlete” are nowadays has all but disappeared. MMA IS AWESOME LOL
I think we can all assume that Amanda Lucas’ midichlorian blood count is higher than Erin Toughill, so a potential match-up with the two fighters would be highly interesting. Oh snaps, I just gave myself a high-5 on that Star Wars reference. Sorry Amanda, just had to do it.