I would think Mirko Cro Cop at 40% would still defeat 100% of every inhabitant in a square mile radius of your apartment. That is, unless you live in Stary Oskol, Russia or next to Blackhouse. For years, Cro Cop has been MMA’s ‘go-to-guy’ whenever someone needed to have their head speedily decapitated and sent to the third row. Unfortunately after his legendary run in Pride, his transition to the UFC was met with a total of six losses in conjunction with only four wins (including a highly unlikely submission over Pat Barry).
Getting hit with a left high kick from Mirko Cro Cop must be the same feeling you felt when your idiot friend erased over your saved game in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Scientists should create an alternative energy car that is powered entirely by the force of Cro Cop’s left high kicks. It would run forever and whenever someone cuts you off, just open up your fuel tank. Future archaeologists are going to find the skeletons of Pride FC contenders and determine they were KOd by a Cro Cop left high kick based on the trauma to their skull.
We all love Cro Cop, so it goes without saying that we will watch the last fight in his combat sports career on Ustream PPV this weekend. Check out the trailer for the historic event below.
