We seriously want you to watch our weigh-in video for ONE FC: War of the Lions

Singapore is a cool place, but it’s filled with far too many chicks that have an obsession with rocking extremely short jean shorts. The shorts these kids are wearing are a downright disgrace to the morals that have been ingrained in society for years. Our entire culture is being ripped away from us by this obscene fashion trend. It’s about time we revert to the old days of sexually deprived women garbed in as many clothing items as possible. How dare these women excite men with their bare skin.

That’s what I would write if MiddleEasy was aggressively purchased by FOX News. There would be no more Wu-Tang references or jokes about the fashion sense of the entire cast from Voltron. Not at all. MiddleEasy would be a breeding ground for the most bizarrely ignorant stuff one could ever imagine — with a slight twist of conservatism. Oh, and that Street MMA stuff? Forget about it.

Luckily, we’re free to bounce around this planet like hyperactive kids on a playground. That’s probably why we’ve been in Singapore for the past week covering ONE FC: War of the Lions. Earlier today, the ONE FC weigh-ins occurred and MiddleEasy’s Cynthia Vance manifested another gem of cinematic excellence. Check out our ONE FC: War of the Lions weigh-in video and don’t forget it all goes down March 31st at 5:00 am PST / 8:00 EST.

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