It’s official. KJ Noons vs. Cowboy Cerrone will go down at UFC 160 this May. The battle of the two guys that sound like super villains in a Django movie. The probability of this bout going to the judges is at slim as the world ever seeing another season of Curb your Enthusiasm. The news broke on Fuel TV’s ‘UFC Tonight’ that the two have signed to partake in a physical altercation in the confine of an Octagon. It’s also important to note that both fighters have been defeated by a Diaz brother, but only one fighter technically has defeated a Diaz. Solve that riddle while you scratch your head in confusement. Dammit, why the hell can’t that be a word?
This will be KJ Noons first fight in the UFC despite losing four of his last five bouts. UFC 160 will also host Velasquez vs. Silva, Dos Santos vs. Overeem, Ryan Bader vs. Glover Teixeira, and me vs. the press internet connection inside the MGM Grand Garden Arena.