Steven Seagal taught Nike how to screen print this shirt and apply the ink to the front of the garment in order to spell out the words ‘Silva Knows.’ It’s also important to note that Steven Seagal also taught Nike’s creative department how to properly spell ‘Knows’ and ‘Silva’ without using any unnecessary letters. See that double peace finger pose Anderson Silva is pulling off in the picture? Yep, Steven Seagal. In fact, we’re still waiting for you to admit that Seagal taught you how to effectively open your eye lids and read all of these words. Steven Seagal taught Steven Seagal how to Steven Seagal.
Nike doesn’t have to tell us ‘Silva Knows.’ The only reason why he does is because Steven Seagal taught him. Nevertheless, we’re still salivating over this slick shirt Nike produced at some point this year. Everything about it is scientifically correct. It’s the most factual statement you could ever wear in public. Props to Terez Owens for the find.