I can already predict your sarcastic keystrokes, and most of them will be along the lines of ‘Zeus WTF, he’s just 2-0’ and ‘Dude, he isn’t even Russian so he can’t be the next Fedor.’ Well I can absolutely guarantee that you had no idea Moldavia was an Eastern European country nestled in-between Romania and the Ukraine. Their flag is the image of a golden bull with a toupee on the top of its head — making it infinitely cooler than your boring flag, regardless of what country you reside in.
Ion Cutelaba is his name and he’s an 18-year-old 257 lb heavyweight with a record of 2-0 in his professional MMA career. Both of his bouts have ended in less than thirty seconds and through a vicious amount of punches. Apparently Cutelaba is a Moldavian champion in combat sambo and judo as well as a European champion in sambo. You can actually see his most recent sambo bout here in which he just smothers his opponent with an array of dangerous and nasty things that shouldn’t be subjected on any human. While you’re at it, check out his fight against Daglar Gasimov at the CC – CSI Cup and make your own decision if this guy may be The Second to Last Emperor.’ Props to Ben Cartlidge for the find.
