The last time we talked about Jake Ellenberger on Middleeasy, we published an article with Dana White proclaiming that he ‘blew it‘ by not letting Diego Sanchez vs. Jake Ellenberger go five rounds. Before that, we posted a video of Jake Ellenberger and Jason Manly pulling a prank on Mark Munoz that involved a cream-filled pie directly to his face. In a sense, Jake Ellenberger has been involved in two pranks in his appearances on MiddleEasy, and we weren’t even behind it. Also, notice how ‘in a sense’ and ‘innocence’ sounds the same when pronounced. The English language is ridiculous.
Jake Ellenberger doesn’t care about the subtle linguistic parameters that surrounds us everyday. Leave that to myself, and my crew of nerds that wear special pants just to rock pocket dictionaries. They’re all at my disposal whenever I need to extract an antediluvian word from the English language. See, they just helped out right there and you didn’t even know. Invisible language ninjas — yet in a fight, it’s safe to assume that Jake Ellenberger will destroy them all with a single stiff jab. Ellenberger will also destroy you if you make a typo in your tweets, as evidenced by this Twitter beef between himself and Rory MacDonald.
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p>Which round is Rory getting melted? <a href=”https://twitter.com/search?q=%23YouChoose&src=hash”>#YouChoose</a> <a href=”https://twitter.com/search?q=%23UFConFox8&src=hash”>#UFConFox8</a></p>— Jake Ellenberger (@EllenbergerMMA) <a href=”https://twitter.com/EllenbergerMMA/statuses/346552121925177345″>June 17, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p><a href=”https://twitter.com/EllenbergerMMA”>@EllenbergerMMA</a> 4some1 with such a week jaw u sure use it alot 2 talk shit when ur done buildin ur self up ill b there 2send u back 2reality</p>— Rory MacDonald (@rory_macdonald) <a href=”https://twitter.com/rory_macdonald/statuses/346720591161741312″>June 17, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p><a href=”https://twitter.com/rory_macdonald”>@rory_macdonald</a> McDummy.. Unless you are using a unit of time as an adjective, the word is "weak", not "week", Stupid.</p>— Jake Ellenberger (@EllenbergerMMA) <a href=”https://twitter.com/EllenbergerMMA/statuses/346732998152048641″>June 17, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p><a href=”https://twitter.com/rory_macdonald”>@rory_macdonald</a> Let me proof-read your inane comments from now on, y'idiot</p>— Jake Ellenberger (@EllenbergerMMA) <a href=”https://twitter.com/EllenbergerMMA/statuses/346733755576229888″>June 17, 2013</a></blockquote>
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