We made a documentary of the UK’s ‘Cage Warriors,’ and you’re going to watch it because you love us

Upon writing this, I realized Rosi Sexton‘s resemblance to former Sneaker Pimps member, Kelli Ali, is remarkable. I’m not sure why my cognition just made this connection, but it’s undeniably true. Actually, I should refer to her as Dr. Rosi Sexton since she has a PhD in Theoretical Computer Science from Manchester University. However, I don’t force people to call me Dr. Zeus and urge them to make me green eggs and ham, so I think everything is alright. On May 5th, Sexton will fight for the Cage Warriors 125-pound women’s strap against Aisling Daly, and we’re assuming WHOA! TV will be there to cover the event.

In reality, this WHOA! TV documentary is about the UK’s Cage Warriors — not necessarily about Rosi Sexton. It’s early here in Los Angeles and my newly-found obsession with Rosi Sexton clouded my journalistic judgement. Whatever man, at least I don’t include unsolicited links of my old roommate getting shocked with a stun gun in MMA articles.

Check out this new Cage Warriors documentary we manifested, and enjoy the rest of your day — if you dare.

Published on February 2, 2012 at 3:18 pm
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