You may have had a restful sleep last night, but I stayed up the entire night and I’m writing this from the Los Angeles airport. It’s a long story that involves industrial fans being blown straight in my direction and the smell of mold being rushed into my lungs. It’s a small price to pay to bring MMA news to you guys. In fact, possibly getting some incurable lung infection solely to write for you is a great honor. I want to die, get magically resurrected and do this exact thing over again because I love it. I love you. Well, not you — the other person. That hot chick from Toronto that viewed the page before you did.
Look folks, you don’t have to pretend like you were awake when the UFC in Macao weigh-ins went down at 2:00 am PST. There is no need to spread your petty lies on this site. Don’t worry, though. We have the full UFC in Macao weigh-ins right here so you can get your weekly dose of topless men. Enjoy.