Your life will be enriched if you automatically assume that everyone from Scotland could be considered an immortal Highlander and the only way to kill them is to chop their head off with a broadsword. The only way you’ll know if someone is truly a highlander after you lop their skull is if lightning sporadically appears and you inherit their power. It’s also important to note that MiddleEasy does not advocate the slaying of Scottish people through decapitation by broadsword — stay inside, leave the sword at home. We don’t want anyone to test our half-baked theory of immortality. This article was written in jest, don’t kill any Scottish people. Now Welsh — well that’s another thing.
Folks, just kidding. Don’t kill any Welsh people too. By cultural definition they can’t even be Highlanders. Just people that walk around screaming ‘Oi, that’s lush!’ and ‘Lemme have a cider and black!’ On any given Saturday night in Cardiff, you will stumble over someone that’s projectile vomiting on the street, ranging in age from 12-73 years old. That place is the greatest definition of what anti-rehab is. Joke’s on you, we love Wales — but not as much as we dig Joanne Calderwood. Check out this mini-documentary about her upcoming fight in CageWarriors.