LayzieTheSavage drives to Stockton, California to interview Jake Shields — then days later Shields admits he tested positive for a banned substance. LayzieTheSavage catches up with Matt Riddle yesterday, and today Steven Marrocco of MMA Junkie broke the news that Riddle tested positive for marijuana after his UFC 149 drug test. There must be one giant cloud of haze covering LayzieTheSavage like that Smoke guy in Mortal Kombat.
This Layzie, proving that Las Vegas is the city that never sleeps — but takes a lot of friggin’ weed naps. Folks, we all know that marijuana is as much of a performance enhancing drug as a bowl of Sour Patch Kids is an effective weight-loss supplement. It’s still ridiclous that in 2012, the government and athletic commissions are banging against something that is indigenous to earth. What’s more natural than nature? Humanity is actively seeking to prohibit our planet one item at a time — marijuana is just one step in the process.
Damn, I thought I was Eddie Bravo for a second. I better stop writing before I go on a long rant about how chemtrails are controlling the universe and turning us into infertile reptilians. Check out this video of Matt Riddle being Matt Riddle that we filmed just a day before his marijuana suspension.