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We don’t think you need a reminder of Cris Cyborg’s utter ferocity, but here’s one anyway

We don’t think you need a reminder of Cris Cyborg’s utter ferocity, but here’s one anyway

How does Cris Cyborg travel without the hassle of constantly setting off metal detectors at the airport? Is she made from some sort of undetectable alloy mixed with a layer of flesh like the Terminator, or is she made from something not yet known to mankind? Legend has it that Cris Cyborg was supposed to kill John Connor in 1995, but she decided to hang out for a decade then make a splash in women’s MMA instead.

This did not please her AI overlords from the future. Oh well.

The return of a Cyborg to the fighting world is rapidly incoming. April 5th, at Invicta 5: Waterson vs. Penne will play host to the most dominating force in the history of women’s MMA when Cyborg plans on making her presence known amongst the chain link fence and blood, sweat and tears of her opponent. Nevermind the fact that her fight against the Ediane Gomes is out due to Gomes’ injury, she plans on making a statement regardless of opponent.

Unless Miona Muxlow can take her alter ego-esque name and pull the craziest upset in possibly the history of MMA, consider this video a scary sign of things to come. Muxlow’s only chance may be to pinch Cyborg’s elbows, confusing Cyborgs data patterns, like Tito Ortiz does here.

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