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We dare you to caption this highly confusing Jeff Monson photo

We dare you to caption this highly confusing Jeff Monson photo

On January 14th 2009, Jeff Monson was charged with first-degree malicious mischief for vandalizing the Washington State Capitol by spray painting an anarchy symbol with the words ‘no poverty’ and ‘no war’ on two pillars. Just before he was arrested, Jeff Monson gave us one of the most bad-ass pictures of an dude named ‘The Snowman’, ever. A few months after this incident, Jeff Monson’s ex-girlfriend sent me a picture of him jumping in a bed, completely naked. Both events are completely unrelated, but it clearly shows that Monson could care less how your perception on cultural norms have been conditioned by a soulless society established on capitalism. That’s why I’m not surprised that Jeff Monson took this bizarre photo of nuns bounding his body with what appears to be leather belts. Monson claims it’s for a photo shoot — but my God we still have no idea what it’s for.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, then we want you to use every last letter to caption this morsel of photography for us.

We dare you to caption this highly confusing Jeff Monson photo

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