Listen, the information on this Major League Combat stuff is so sparse I’m beginning to think it’s a ridiculously elaborate hoax. If it isn’t, then Combat Juggling could possibly be the greatest sporting event since the Hip Show or XARM. I tell you what though, get me and a few millionaire investors on board and we’ll combine all three events with a cooking show on the side, then the universe will implode in on itself out of the sheer rawsomicity factor that the human race never expected to materialize.
But if you like your juggling to be full-contact with zero Russian obstacle courses and lacking a connection at the wrist, Combat Juggling will scratch your strange itch that you probably didn’t even know existed until you saw this clip.
Mind bottling.
Thanks to Michael Westapher for letting us know about this strange sport that we hope will someday be represented at the Olympic games… Next to wrestling of course.
