After watching the footage that has slowly been emerging from people who camped out in front of their Walmart, Best Buy, or whatever retailer opened their doors at midnight on Black Friday, it made me realize that if humanity really had to undergo a post-apocalyptic scenario, we would be screwed. If we can’t handle getting a discounted HDTV from the electronic aisle at our local superstore, then how would we even begin to comprehend scavenging the ruins of civilization in hopes of finding a can of food to share between a camp? Everyone that waited in line at Walmart tonight would be the first to be turned into zombies. There’s just no hope for you.
It’s amazing that we even have any video considering the fact that it’s still night in certain parts of the US, but we do — and we really think you should watch this madness.
First up is actually compilation — the first clip we see is some angry lady arguing with another customer. Since she’s in the clothing aisle, it’s safe to say the other person got the last XXL pair of Pajama Jeans and she’s really pissed off. The next clip we see two ladies fighting over some large box until cops come in to break it up. Yes, police officers. This is what this world has come to. The third video we see an overweight shaman attempt to practice a mating ritual on another lady. What we’re trying to tell you is this compilation has it all — but don’t take our word for it, watch it yourself.
Next up we have a Black Friday beatdown from Houston, TX. Thank God the Texas Athletic Commission didn’t judge this one. They would have ruled it a split decision for Jacare Souza.
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Let this video be a lesson why you should never pull a prank on a guy that takes his Black Friday shopping seriously. It’s not a joke, people — at least not for this guy.
This one isn’t much of a brawl as it is a ridiculous amount of ruckus going down at Walmart. Apparently the store actually kicked the person out for recording the video. Check it out.
If cave women actually existed and managed to roam into a Walmart, it would look exactly like this.
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Another one just came through of a brawl in California in which a police officer was actually taken to the hospital. Wild stuff.
If you thought the Black Friday phenomenon was indigenous to the continental United States, think again. Check out what happened at this Walmart in Puerto Rico. Props to @TedMalakhov for the find.
Here’s another one that breaks out when two customers fight over who should buy a TV. My god, Vizio must be loving this stuff. Roddy Piper was right.
Remember, if you have any more videos post the link in the comment section and we’ll add them in this article.