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We agree, ‘Vollkontakt’ is a really cool name for a German MMA documentary

We agree, ‘Vollkontakt’ is a really cool name for a German MMA documentary

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While a simple Google search would reveal what ‘Vollkontakt’ means in English, I will play the ignorance card and claim that it means ‘a strong fascination with gummy bears.’ I spent most of my childhood vollkontakt, until I realized that peach rings is truly where it’s at. Check out this new MMA documentary entitled ‘Vollkontakt’ and sit in awe at the complexities of the German language. [Source]

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