If “The Ax Murder” Wanderlei Silva recognizes you at the grocery store maybe try not to make any eye contact or sudden movements. He can’t see you if you don’t move. When he’s not getting blocked by UFC President Dana White on any and all social media platforms, Silva is hanging out in the fresh produce section of the supermarket by his house in hopes he’ll see someone he knows.
In words of Silva’s Instagram account “My bro flav Flavor fron public anemi old schol,great friend!!!”.
Public Enemy hype man Flavor Flav, or known just as flav Flavor to only his closest friends, was trying to buy some organic free range farm-produced strawberries right before Silva found him. Don’t ever play hide and seek with Silva because he will always find you, no matter how long you make him count for.
After the cameras stopped rolling Flavor and Silva reportedly had a three hour philosophical discussion on gluten sensitivity, climate change, childhood vaccinations, and Hearthstone. For three hours Flavor held his strawberries and Silva stood there in the produce aisle, with neither man moving six inches to the right or left until their topical debate was over.