While most of you have the same Cuisinart blender I do, and you’re getting sick of how crappy it is, you’ve just been too lazy to upgrade. If you’re unsure of what to look for in a new blender, the folks at your local appliance store will probably ask you what you plan on using it for. Sure, the short answer will include milkshakes, smoothies, and the occasional protein shake if you ever decide to get around to that new year’s resolution (It’s only the first day of spring and it’s definitely not too late to get rid of that Winter beer-belly before hitting nightclubs with Frankie Edgar and JWoww this summer), but what if you needed to use it for purposes other than liquefying food? For years, I’ve admired Tom D**kson for demonstrating the power of his Blendtec blender. He has blended everything from human skeletons to Justin Bieber. Today, he blends Brendan Schaub’s cell phone while ‘The Hybrid’ is tied up and has no recourse for retaliation. [Source]
