Oh Ronda, you’re so fun to hang out when you’re not training for a fight that it’s ridiculous. I even served as her temporary bodyguard this past summer when we she was whisked through a crowd of adoring fans (and raving lunatics). Those were the days. Now she’s an (even bigger) iconic figure and she probably doesn’t even need my half-assed attempt at being her bodyguard. Granted, if someone actually tried to come at Ronda, I would just hide behind her until she figures it out. It’s the thought that counts. The thought that I would be protected by a badass girl. See, I have no qualms with gender identification or purpose. In fact, gender re-identification is just a cultural hang-up that has ingrained itself in society. What’s wrong with a guy serving up dinner, or a chick earning the money while a guy sits at home and plays Halo 4 all day? Nothing.
If you can’t pull off a well-timed uchi mata, then Ronda Rousey isn’t that interested in anything you have to say. That is unless it’s today and your name is Dan Patrick. Check out Ronda Rousey’s appearance on The Dan Patrick Show and be amazed at how well he doesn’t ask her to marry him. MMA fans, please take note.
