Back in my day we would settle our differences with those oversized boxing gloves, I even knocked my friends tooth out in the 3rd grade over an Ecto cooler, that’s a true story. Now these kids see that damn UFC fightin’ and they think they can go out to that there garage, put on them fancy 4 oz gloves and do their best Leonard Garcia impression without testing their chin first. Watch what happens when you don’t tuck your chin, son.
Why did that opening paragraph have to be written as if I was an old, southern man? And is it me or can you hear that kids teeth breaking?