Here’s my impression of Dana White if he were a writer on MiddleEasy:
GUYS WE HAVE THE…UFC ON FOX 8 ONLINE PRELIMS, WE’RE GOING TO AIR THIS LIVE ON MIDDLEEASY TODAY AT…1:00 PM IF YOU’RE IN CALIFORNIA ON THE WEST COAST AND 4:00 PM EST IF YOU’RE IN NEW YORK, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT THE [EXPLETIVE] STATE THAT CAN’T GET THEIR [EXPLETIVE] RIGHT AND LEGALIZE THIS [EXPLETIVE] THING. STUPID [EXPLETIVE], BUT THAT’S BEYOND THE POINT.
WE’RE GIVING YOU GUYS FREE UFC ON FOX ONLINE PRELIMS, WHO DO WE HAVE? GUYS WHO DO WE HA…OK WE HAVE AARON RILEY VS. JUSTIN SALAS AND JOHN ALBERT VS. YATZIN MEZA IN A CATCHWEIGHT FIGHT BECAUSE THESE [EXPLETIVES] CAN’T MAKE WEIGHT. WATCH IT LIVE ON MIDDLEEASY TODAY!
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