So far this year my mantra has been ‘blame it on the a-a-alcohol’. I’ve used it many times. Like the time I woke up in a bathtub fully clothed with “privacy please” signs plastered to my pants or when I attempted to do a Spiderman impression on a hotel room window, fell down and almost broke my hip. There was even the time I wrote a love letter to Anthony Pettis all over my body with Squeeze Cheese. That didn’t work out so well, it’s really hard to write backwards and I ended up getting the munchies and broke out the Ritz crackers.
I can’t stand anything that even remotely resembles the sound of T-Pain anymore and I’m tired of living off Gatorade and bananas to relieve the constant hangovers. So once I saw Mayhem’s ‘Don’t Be Scared Homie‘ shirt, I knew it was time to stop blaming it on the alcohol and start doing it 209 style. Check out this rawesome video and tell me if you see any similarity between KJ Noons and the character Rocky Dennis from the movie ‘Mask’. [Source]