Cage Warriors 53. Glasgow, Scotland. Neil Seery and Paul Marin walk in the cage. Godzilla emerges from the North Sea and starts to swim towards Edinburgh. As he approaches land, Scotland’s national animal, the unicorn, intercepts Godzilla and challenges him to a duel. Before he can accept, the unicorn charges at him with such a tremendous force that Godzilla is sent to the end of time and will eventually die via entropy. The unicorn then flies over Glasgow and explodes into a million fragments of candy corn that rain on the people of Scotland. Neil Seery picks up on of these pieces of candy corn, eats it, and then is suddenly inspired to knock out his opponent through a devastating liver kick — and we have video of the entire thing.
