Before anyone thinks they need to point it out to us, yes-we are aware that is not The Korean Zombie in this article’s header picture. We aren’t sure who that mystery man is, and we aren’t assuming he is Korean either-we just liked the picture. Now that we have that out of the way, take a few minutes to watch this English lesson Urijah Faber graciously gives to Chan Sung Jung. He even helps Jung out by giving him a fun new nickname during the English lesson that basically describes Jung as the captain of saving sexually promiscuous women. Urijah Faber is such a generous humanitarian. There’s no doubt The Korean Zombie will be getting all the chicks with the incredibly pimpish pickup lines Urijah taught him while he serves up some peanut butter and apples and ginseng extract powder. Check it out.