Watch the Chicago Bears game for a rare glimpse of Fedor

The only time someone can use ‘glimpse’ is in reference to a centaur, centaur carrying a battle-axe or a centaur on top of a unicorn carrying a battle-axe. Every other use of the word ‘glimpse’ is just a waste of your orbital socket. A couple of months ago we used ‘glimpse’ in a Kikuno article and upon further examination, we look like idiots doing so (only because douchedog said so). Glimpse can also be used in reference to the baddest man on the planet, Fedor ‘All of my other terminator models reside in the future’ Emelianenko.

Fedor and Rogers will be at the Chicago Bears vs. Cleveland Browns today in order to see the Bears continue their downward spiral toward obscurity. They will also be interviewed at the CBS Half-Time show where, hopefully, we’ll get to see that really hot chick translator that he used back in his Pride days. [Source]

Published on November 1, 2009 at 3:43 pm
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