Your lunch was probably more exciting than what was left in the expired bag of Bugles I found behind my sofa this morning. I’m jealous of the people out there eating things that are worthy of instagram coverage. It is for that reason that I waited until after your lunch hour to share this video. I want your stomach to feel my pain. You see, as squeamish as you are and as gross as the title suggest this video will be, you’ve clicked on it, and it’s a click you can’t take back. You’ll proceed to watch the video, share it on your facebook wall, tweet it out, and endlessly discuss how gross it is until you see the latest Mitt Romney flip-flop video that’s floating around the Internet and then you’ll start talking about that. So many of you are predictable… Pat yourself on the back if your day took a different trajectory, all dozen of you.