Rollercoasters are awesome, but what if you are on that one ride that breaks down midway through and you’re stuck upside down with all of your stuff falling our of your pockets? That would suck so much – your phone would fall out and break, then you can’t call anyone and tell them you’re stuck upside down in a rollercoaster. Or what if you’re a social media addict and can’t tweet out a picture of yourself upside down because your phone is shattered below you? The thought of that is almost more horrifying than being stuck upside down. That’s why, to me, it’s not worth it anymore.
Yeah, I used to ride rollercoasters back in the day. I was pretty good at it too. Hands in the air and ****, but now I will just watch videos of Ronda Rousey, and LayzieTheSavage riding rollercoasters and live vicariously through their pure, unadulterated joy mixed with Cody McKenzie’s terror.