Getting my wisdom teeth pulled was one of the worst experiences of my life. A few hours after I got home in a drug fueled daze, a perfectly sized chunk of cottage cheese got into one of my holes. No one believed my pain. I just popped pills and sweated a bunch until I went back to the doctor a few days later. When the chunk of the surprisingly healthy snack was taken from its resting place in the back of my mouth, I swear it made a cork popping sound. I still think about that moment every day.
That disgusting memory of mine is perfectly suited for this toe curling video Pat Barry Tweeted of him getting his wisdom teeth pulled. My god the noise.
Thanks to Zombie Prophet for editing this gruesome video together. Awful.