I wish I can wear rainbows again but I’m not gay so I think that would be misrepresenting myself. I wish rainbows meant something different like an extreme obsession with plumbing. People can then have conversations that begin with ‘Look at that kid wearing rainbows, boy does he loves plumbing. If he works hard enough, he may even become a third Mario brother’. Until that day comes, I may walk across New York City barefoot and shirtless in order to emulate Miguel Torres in this new Ecko MMA video. If you try to do this, the only thing I can suggest is good luck dodging the puddles of urine on the New York subway.
