We’re not sure where Lucky Patrick went. We sincerely hope he’s OK. Some dude named Mayhem Miller has subjugated Lucky Patrick’s body and he’s obviously trolling Ariel Helwani. This walk through a park in NYC is all a ploy to confuse MMA fans. You can watch all 60 minutes of this interview as many times as you want, and none of it will make sense to you. If you do, please leave a note in the comments explaining it to all of us.
Wait… There is no comments section — yet.
We’re really not sure what’s going on here. Maybe Lucky Patrick has sabotaged MiddleEasy.com like he did the MMA Hour a couple of weeks ago. Our tin foil hats are locked securely in place until we get to the bottom of this mess. Please don’t click anything around this article except the ‘play’ button. We can’t guarantee your safety otherwise.