Religious people will tell you that the greatest trick the devil ever played on the human race was convincing the world that he doesn’t exist. That couldn’t be further from the truth. In fact, when the devil bestowed cuddly teddy bears upon the entire planet’s children, he convinced the world that bears are actually adorable creatures you could embrace with a warm hug whenever you want to. Needless to say, [b]that’s a bad idea.[/b] If you ever encounter a real bear, you should follow the same rules as you would if you encounter a real zombie. Either shoot it in the head, or run for your life. Alternatively, you could do what Bas Rutten and Kevin James would do courtesy of this video from Jimmy Kimmel Live.
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