Watch Joe Rogan drop some BJJ knowledge on Team Alpha Male

If you search for ‘Joe Rogan’ on Google, the first phrase association that comes up is ‘Joe Rogan’s Wife’ — which means that there’s either a lot of creepy females that are obsessed with him, or a lot of equally pervy guys that want to see who Joe Rogan is with. Either way, if a zombie apocalypse happened tomorrow, those people are the first that would be turned. They’re devoid of survival skills — and if any one of them come across a camp, they’ll unintentionally sabotage the well-being of everyone inside due to their haphazard stupidity.

While Joe Rogan’s BJJ techniques are impressive, they simply will not be practical in a zombie apocalypse. There’s no biting in MMA — but a post-apocalyptic Earth is far removed from the rules of mixed martial arts, and zombies will most likely clamp their decaying teeth on anything.

Fortunately every human being that’s died on this planet has remained that way from the entire duration of the planet (as far as we know), therefore Joe Rogan dropping knowledge on Danny Castillo and T.J. Dillashaw is applicable to your life. Check it out and props to Systemrecords for the +100 news tip.

Published on March 19, 2014 at 8:31 pm
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