I hope we all live to see the day in which James Toney will host the Academy Awards. That’s not asking a lot, it really isn’t. Just stick the dude in front of a microphone with an audience of millions and after his two-hour rant about how he’s an expert ‘death warrior’, they could get on with the award show. If James Toney jacked the mic from Taylor Swift, it would be followed by a lecture on how Beyonce Knowles will never be able to take him to the ground. Scientists should separate the brains of Wallid Ismail and James Toney so that each person gets a half of the other’s brain. That’s the only way trash-talking can truly elevate to the 4th dimension, although this video from ESNews of James Toney calling out Kimbo Slice is a valiant effort. Props to Heavy MMA for the banner pic.
