I spilled my entire supermarket pre-packaged salad on the floor rushing to the computer in order to get this video up — so you better enjoy it. It’s still there, pieces of vegetables and faux cheese sprawled out on my floor, now it’s only a matter of time before the roaches organize in tribes deep beneath my floor and plan their invasion later tonight. That’s $3.99 I will never have again. Blame it on Trinity College Dublin and their need to make Dana White an Honorary Patron of the University Philosophical Society yesterday. Yeah, we’re not sure what it means either — but there’s like a million words in that title, so it must be important.
During the Q&A, Dana White had a bout of Meniere’s disease, which causes an extreme amount of vertigo and general discomfort. I’m not sure at what point in the thirty-seven-minute Q&A it occurs because after this article is finished, I need to clean up this mess that I’ve unintentionally created. Just look at that, man. Food wasted on the floor in Dana White’s name. Joke’s on him. At the UFC 157 press dinner I’m going to get two helpings of the main course. Get at me, Dana.