Since I am not a man, I don’t go on weekend trips with my friends to do man sh@%. I do have girl weekends though and they consist of doing girl sh@%. You know your girl has called you up and told you she’d be out of town with her friends at a cabin in the mountains having a ‘girls spa weekend’. I’m going to tell you right now that ‘spa’ is just secret code word for a bunch of chicks drinking mojitos-playing baby oil twister and having lingerie pillow fights while listening to Taylor Swift. Just kidding, that’s just your pervy fantasy. We don’t actually use baby oil-it clogs the pores.
Although girls’ weekends are fun, I have to admit a weekend of doing man sh@% Dana White style looks fairly fun too. Except for the whole trying to prove your manliness via eating hot sauce hot enough to make your stomach feel like an impregnated host with a predalien bursting out of it-the rest looks entertaining. Check out what Dana White and his buddies do on a no fight week in his latest vlog.
