I can almost always think of at least four things I’d rather do than get kicked in the balls at any given moment of the day. Outside of waiting in line at the DMV, or donating blood voluntarily, getting kicked in the balls seems like a pretty crappy way to spend an afternoon. It’s especially bad when you’re fighting a striker like Cosmo Alexandre. I could probably think of at least six things I’d rather do than let Cosmo tee off on my groin. Meanwhile, if your name is “Harry Johnson,” you’ve essentially opened the door to every possible penis joke known to mankind. It seems only right that Mr. Harry Johnson’s fight ended via controversial nut-shot. Muay Thai is one of those sports where a single well-placed knee can end your night. Here’s Cosmo Alexandre demonstrating that philosophy with a strike that Harry Johnson claims landed directly in his crotch, even though every video camera aimed at him says otherwise. The second ‘groin shot’ happens at the 8:40 mark.