In the real world, the only way someone’s head would explode in the middle of a sentence is if that sentence could attempt to scientifically prove that Hurricane Sandy was a result of Barack Obama’s failed weather policies. It was something I actually heard in the midst of all the chaos while a tropical storm washed away New York City. Don’t worry though, that person’s head exploded, presumably when a tree fell atop him. I don’t necessarily believe in whatever God that person subscribes to, but I do have faith that his head is no longer attached to his body. It wasn’t doing much to begin with, so I doubt he’ll miss it. Hopefully nothing like this never happens to the real Chael Sonnen. We like his head right where it is, even though folks from Brazil may not.
Check out this cartoon depicting Chael’s head blowing up amidst what must have been amazing tirade in Portuguese. At least the fatality played into the amusement of millions of children worldwide in animated form.