On the mean streets of West Linn, Oregon, pizza boxes almost always are filled with pizza or an array of fully-loaded Russian-issued assault weapons. Those are the only two options, and both have an equal amount of appearing when revealing the contents of a pizza. It’s West Linn’s version of Schrodinger’s cat except that one possibility can lead to you unleashing pure violence. Like we said, it’s extraordinarily tough on the streets of West Linn.
That’s why when Chael Sonnen gets pranked by FOX Sports, we can sympathize with him. Still, you must check this out. Props to AFrontKicktotheFace for the +100 news tip.